Jenny Craig was a lawyer who lived and worked in Sausalito, the beautiful harborside community just across the Golden Gate Bridge. Living there was a real stretch on her budget, because she was just starting out in the legal game and was the new kid in her firm. She loved it though, and was happy to go without a few things.

After a few years, when Jenny had not yet climbed the ladder in her firm or gotten a raise, it started to get to her. She knew she was a good lawyer. In fact, she was a great lawyer. So why wasn’t she getting a promotion. Suze, the well endowed girl who came after her, was already a partner.

Jenny was faced with a dilemma. She could either just quit and go into private practice or she could sue her sexist pig of a boss.

Jenny decided to do the latter. She was clever about it, too. First, she started losing weight. Having a name like hers and being overweight just drew attention to her weight. Her weight loss program worked and pretty soon her former boss started making advances to her. That just made her laugh.

The next thing Jenny did was change her name. She changed it to Marin Mirin. It was a catchy name and she took full advantage of it. She was now a Marin County lawyer with a Marin County name. She started taking clients away from her old boss without even trying.

It just got better for Marin. About six months after she hung out her shingle, Suze came to her office. She’d put on some weight. The boss had lost interest in her and hired another hotty he could take advantage of. Marin gave her a job and told her about diets that work.

Suze and Marin became great friends and great co-workers. Both of them were ambitious and worked hard. They also both had a burning desire to get back at their old boss. Since they were both in great shape, they were the hottest looking lawyers in town and they both took full advantage of it. Before long, their old boss’s latest fling jumped ship and came to work for them. It was like Charlie’s Angels!

Now, the name of the firm is ‘Marin and Partners.’ They are the largest law firm in Marin, while their old boss is known as an ‘ambulance chaser.’ They have achieved success and gotten their revenge as well. Life is sweet sometimes!

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